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Back in the Rain with a Joke

Back in the Rain with a Joke

I'm still dreaming of my trip to Italy, so here goes...



An Italian Boy's Confession:...

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.' — with Thomas Varhol.


Connie Harveyis a local agent with Pilkerton Realtors, serving home buyers and sellers in Nashville, TN, Brentwood TN, and Franklin TN. Let her help you realize your Real Estate goals. She can be reached at 615-371-2474.

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Comment balloon 18 commentsConnie Harvey • August 13 2013 03:00PM



Welcome back and very funny joke. Hope you have a great week. 

Posted by Alan Kirkpatrick, Alan in Austin (Austin Texas Homes) about 7 years ago

Thanks for the chuckle Connie.  I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by Jim Patton, Realtor - Stanislaus ,Merced, San Joaquin Counties ( Aspire Home Real Estate 209-404-0816) about 7 years ago

Adorable! Don't ever stop thinking Italy-between the food, the people and the art, you will keep us all smiling at AR!

Posted by Joanna Cohlan, Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes (Fresh Eyes For Your Home) about 7 years ago


That's a funny joke . . .

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) about 7 years ago

a real groaner.. would be nice if we can find it that easy to get a list of leads!

Posted by Mark Loewenberg, KW 561-214-0370 (KW of the Palm Beaches) about 7 years ago

Hey there, Girlfriend ~

This was too funny ... I just laughed out loud.  Seriously.  Nothing like a good joke to brighten someone's day ... thanks! :)

Posted by Carie Shapiro (North Shore Suburbs & Chicago Real Estate) about 7 years ago

I'm Italian... and I've heard that one before- and I love it!  Kathy

Posted by Kathy Schowe, La Quinta, California 760-333-8886 (California Lifestyle Realty) about 7 years ago

Connie, I too laughed out loud.  I love it! Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist, Probate Real Estate (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) about 7 years ago

Connie, I have a feeling you'll be thinking of that special trip to Italy for the next couple of years.  Glad I stopped by, needed a good laugh. 

Posted by Ellie Penaranda, Naples Florida Real Estate - Waterfront & Beach Co (239.776.5077 Downing-Frye Realty ) about 7 years ago

Connie,  I am sitting here laughing as I comment.  Too funny, but I I bet we never hear that joke on Jay Leno.

Good night.

Posted by Mary Yonkers, Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor (Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate) about 7 years ago


I've heard that one before, and it still is one of my favorites.


Posted by Richard Iarossi, Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) about 7 years ago

Hi Connie...You made me laugh. Guess you did that with quite a few of us.



Posted by Kate Elim, Realtor 540-226-1964, Selling Homes & Land a (Dockside Realty) about 7 years ago

Oh Connie, I have missed you, this was hilarious

Posted by Mary Stewart, Wilsonville and Surrounding Portland Metro Areas (HomeTrust Real Estate, LLC, Homes for Everyone) about 7 years ago

Alan - You too.

Jim - Glad you enjoyed it.

Joanna - My mission is to keep you all amused.LOL

Lou - Happy to make you smile.

Posted by Connie Harvey, Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate (Pilkerton Realtors) about 7 years ago

Mark - Isn't that the truth!

Carie - LOL!

Kathy - I'm not Italian, but I speak Italian. I had heard it before too. Just needed to do something funny anyway.

Kathleen - Laughing is good for the soul.

Ellie - You have that right! I'm certainly not going to wait that long again in between trips.

Posted by Connie Harvey, Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate (Pilkerton Realtors) about 7 years ago

HeHe, I had no idea he was working him. Very clever. Hope all is going well with the sale.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) about 7 years ago

Everyday, a new hiccup.

Posted by Connie Harvey, Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate (Pilkerton Realtors) about 7 years ago

What an adorable story and just like so many clever young boys!

Posted by Sharon Parisi, Dallas Homes (United Real Estate Dallas ) about 7 years ago